29
Jun
08

pile of crap

So, I travel pretty often which means I am in a lot of hotels around this glorious country. I wanted to share with all of you one that you should stay away from. Four Point by Sheridan in the Phoenix Metro Center is a pile of crap. The first thing you should note coming into the hotels area is that the Phoenix Metro Center isnt what it used to be. Its now pretty ghetto and many of the buildings are vacant. There are some decent restuarants around though so at least it had that going for it.

I walked up to the check-in counter and was not greeted but rather stood there and coughed until the girl behind the counter looked up. “Hi” she said. Not a “May I help you” or “Thank you for visiting us ….” but “Hi”. What are we friends? I check-in to my room and proceed upstairs. The hotel elevator smelled like someone had just run a marathon it in, body odor was strong with this one. You can always tell how old a hotel is or how many times its been renovated by the elevators. Most hotels wont replace them so take note. This one make a crashing noise at each floor as we passed it and when I finally reached the 4th floor it felt like I was coming off a roller coaster 360 degree bank. Made my way into my room and as per usual looked to see what my view was going to offer. A wall, not just a wall but a wall with trash cans below. I called the pleasent girl at the counter and asked if I could swap rooms, which she did do actually.

Got the new key and moved to the room across the hall which gave me a view of the parking lot which meant I could at least keep an eye on my vehicle. The bathroom floor had hair on it, yes little brown curly ones. I let the shower run on hot for about an hour to try and get anything that may be in there down the drain. The toilet bowl was clean but I always give everything in hotels a good once over before touching them. I wouldnt say that I am a germ-phob but I dont want to sit down where some dude may have just say with a huge case of hemeroids. So, carrying a small body of lysol with me gives me a little peace of mind. I usually give the bed a once over as well, pulling back the sheets and looking for bed bugs, dirt, hair, etc… I know I may seem paranoid but if you stay in as many hotels as I have you see a lot of things. This one seemed okay, for now.

Later that night climbing into bed I noticed I was itching pretty bad. I didnt see anything that should be causing this so maybe it was whatever they use to clean their sheets with. Either way it was annoying. The bed was miserable! Hard in some spots and soft in others. I can usually deal with one or the other but some of both sucks. Pretty much guarantees you a bad back in the morning. I slept so-so considering the bed and at least the AC was working well. It was 115 degrees outside during the day and 102 at night so it better have been. I seriously dont know how people live in AZ during the summer. I would have to move up to the Flagstaff area during the summer to get by. I ordered room service in the morning, I like a good breakfast in bed when I travel. The eggs were runny, the toast was cold and the coffee tasted like something you would get in a bad cafeteria. I complained and they removed the charge from my bill. That didnt change the fact that my meal was ruined.

Getting out to my vehicle I found out that apparently the sprinklers do a better job of watering down your car than promoting grass health. The entire row of cars were soaked and in this type of heat that means shitty hard water spots. I told the girl at the front counter and she just kind of shrugged. As you can tell this wasnt one of my best hotel experiences but wasnt the worst either. If you are traveling into this area I would steer clear of this crappy place.

29
Jun
08

No GFE for me

I dont want a fucking girlfriend right now so quit asking me to date you. FUCK. Sometimes it doesnt matter how honest and straight forward you are with someone they just dont get it. I feel like I do something that most girls wish most guys would do and that is “be honest”. I am so much that I am blunt. No beating around the bush. I am to old for the bullshit and I know what I want and dont want in my life. 

I met this girl not to long ago at a furniture store. She was cute, checking out this badass sofa so I thought well maybe I should say hello. I did, we chatted for a few and then I said “hey I bet we could have some fun on that sofa.” I swear sometimes I say things just to get a reaction out of someone. Her reaction was positive when it could have gone horribly sour. “Yes I bet we could” she said with glee. We walked around the store together choosing our yes and no pieces and then moved outside. A little more chat ensued and we parted ways with new digits in our cell phones. Now it gets more interesting…

A few days later she sends me a text message and our convo goes something like this.

Her – Hey cutie hows today 
Me – Doing good whats shakin
Her – Oh not much wishing work was over I wanna go home and play
Me – Play?
Her – hehe yeah
Me – Playing never hurt anyone if u ask me!
Her – So did you wanna hangout soon?
Me – Sure why dont you come by tonight and we can watch a movie
Her – See you tonight

Okay, so I think we can all agree that we were into each other and the possibility of “playing” was valid. She came over about 8pm all dressed up nice and sexy. She had on these little shorts that really didnt leave much to the imagination and a cute flowered top that was just see thru enough for my likes. We sat on the couch and talked and talked and then I flipped a movie on, I think it was National Treasure. We made it through about 20 minutes before we were making out. Her breasts were perky and nipples rock hard as I made my way around them as our lips entangled. The heavy petting continued with her hand making its way towards my growing cock obviously not playing low key anymore in my loose fitting shorts. This was our first encounter so not much more happened but I will say she was an excellent kisser.

The next day I gave her a call about mid day to see when she wanted to chill again. We talked for about an hour on the phone about the “stuff”. The “stuff” means the 21 questions game you play with every single new person you meet. What do you do for work? Kids? Married? What are you looking for? blahblahblah. I told her straight up I am not looking for a GF right now. She asked why and I told her I just dont have time for someone fulltime to which she replied with “okay thanks for being honest”. Viola!  You read what I just wrote right? I told her I didnt want a GF and she understood and said I was honest and thanked me. 

We hung out 2 days later I believe it was this time we grabbed a bite to eat first. We hit up El Torito and actually had a really good time. We did some people watching which is a big time favorite of mine. Nothing like some good Mexican food, mm mm good. She was rubbing my leg under the table which after a few minutes left me throbbing. That turned into rubbing my cock and her asking if I wanted a table BJ. I was like shit an adventurous girl woohoo! Unfortunately, the table had to cloth and well the entire place was packed with families so probably wouldnt have been the best idea. After dinner we went back to my house and this time the heavy petting turned into some oral play. We threw each other into bed tearing the clothes from our bodies. She kissed her way down to my cock and began to gobble it up like Thanksgiving dinner. It started off well with some force and a good combo of hand and mouth use. Some girls forget to use one or the other when both is always best (take note ladies). About half way through I insisted that she let me taste her pussy. Oh how I love to do this… seriously…oh so much. I am not gonna describe everything I did here because well it will probably come off like I am bragging and I dont feel the need for that. 

Eventually we ended up covered in sweat and both finished with grins ear to ear. She ended up crashing for the night which I really was not comfortable with. Remember, I was not looking for a GF and thats kinda an “i wanna become your GF” kinda move. It happened regardless. The next morning she bailed to work as did I, late though oops. About 10am I got a text message from her saying “so when is our next date”. I replied with “well I dont want a date but if you want to hangout again let me know”. She came back with “wtf why are guys like this why cant we date we already messed around?!?!”. Seriously. What happened to the entire conversation we had just a few days back when I was “thanked” and “honest” with her? I will be the first person to call myself a jerk when I am a jerk but this time I AM NOT A JERK. 

Anyway, I wanted to share this because I was hoping someone else may chime in. Seeing as how this blog is brand new nobody will Im sure so I will share it anyway maybe someone will another time. Maybe someone can tell me why girls are like this? I dont like to generalize and say “all” girls are like this but damnit if I havent met a great deal just like this in my time. Got something interesting to reply with? Do it. 

29
Jun
08

Take your time…

Creation takes time.. give me some…




 

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